Student: Ashley

A chatty, emoji-fluent optimist who will absolutely mention her semester in France.

Prof: Conrad

Stoic and old fashioned researcher with a bird-watching hobby.

Student: Todd

An uncultured and conservative bro who works at Subway.

Prof: Sylvia

A depressed Marxist scholar of gender and media studies.

Student: Dick

A jocular young boy who grew up at a circus.

Prof: Bruce

A cold-hearted Libertarian with a passion for bats.

Student: Bella

An insecure but enthusiastic bookworm who should really tone it down a bit.

Prof: Sam

A recently divorced professor with big dad energy.

Student: 🫨

An anxious and extremely online climate warrior maxed-out on emojis.

Prof: 😒

A tech-optimist designer with a terse and emoji-laden writing style.